This follow up to Fallout sorely misses the usual McQuarrie/Cruise pizzaz Mission Impossible - a series I hold very dear to my heart - has made an excellent case against franchise fatigue, consistently adapting to the ever-changing landscape of the modern world and improving upon each entry. The past three films in particular - Ghost Protocol, Rogue Nation and Fallout have proved that this franchise is reliable as it is rare. Yet I’m sat here asking ‘What the hell happened with this one?’
Dead Reckoning sees tom cruise attempting to outrun his final threat: the impending, very real, A.I invasion but this time he unfortunately cannot outrun the equally inevitable franchise slump. Dead Reckoning part 1 is a far cry from all that McQuarrie and Cruise achieved with Fallout, a film that finally gave genuine consequence and depth to Ethan Hunt. This sequel on the other hand felt nothing but slapdash and sloppy. A plot that seems an incredibly appt stepping stone for the franchise is translated into a bafflingly terrible screenplay abundant in retcons and plot holes. The dialogue is hammy, the tone is all over the place and the very pulse that has invigorated this franchise for the past thirty years is entirely absent altogether. Far from helped by from what has to be some of the worst cinematography i’ve seen in a long time - it succumbs to the typical mid shot curse i always criticise these big studio films for but even on a technical level it is just so appalling. Practically none of the eyelines match in the conversation scenes and though there’s a clear attempt to pay homage to the look of depalma’s original - as a whole it lacks the clear craft and precision that fallout championed. Even the grandiose stunts and set pieces feel overwrought and unsatisfying, lacking the usual slick editing and choreography that strengths their need to support the story. Now this may seem like overly critical nonsense - but these are the key things that mission impossible as a series doesn’t miss. i admire and respect all that Tom Cruise is doing to keep this franchise (and cinema as a whole) at the top its game - but McQuarrie has really let him down with this one. It feels too heavily staged around thrills that ultimately mean nothing without emotional stakes behind it. cruise’s battle against a.i is evidently handled far better in real life than it is here. His final mission, should he chose to except it, is to rediscover the spark that dead reckoning has so devastatingly lost.
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A miserable finale for the legend who already found his happy ending After a nazi-punching, train hopping, explosive deep-fake opening, indiana jones and the dial of destiny finds us shortly back on form with the whip cracking archeologist in a film that is otherwise far too afraid to take any risks.
There’s a burning ember that resembles a classic indy adventure, but the film never harnesses its own potential. Dial of Destiny misses the tense, zippy, zany energy of its predecessors but equally struggles to navigate its melancholic tone. Indy is clearly a man out of time, aged like the very relics of his past, he struggles to adjust to a world that has comparatively forgotten him. mangold plants these seeds in the first act but completely neglects them, as the film clumsily rolls around to a half-baked, unsatisfying ending that fails to service its titular character’s legacy. The film does unnecessary damage to indy’s arc which felt perfectly realised by the end of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That said, it’s much less the offensively numbing nostalgia ruse i feared it might be, but it’s entirely lacking the thrills of days of old. Mangold’s direction has this certain kind of insipid studio-blandness that lacks the visual scope which most of these blockbusters have routinely succumb to. All the set pieces appear like tired, artificial-looking studio interiors. it feels almost parodic - holding this uncanny quality the same way Indiana Jones tries to pass off as a german soldier. It’s a familiar comfort that simultaneously seems very off. though a valiant attempt in parts, Indiana Jones and Dial of Destiny proves that maybe the world really has outgrown him. Anderson latest subversive sci-fi is a bit too pleased with itself As I was walking out of my screening a very dapper gentleman, dressed to the dozens as if he were a part of the wes anderson ensemble himself, turns to me and exclaims “now that was just brilliant, it feels like he’s back on track after the french dispatch”. I laughed and nodded in agreement as to fulfil my social cue, but in that moment it really struck me. a lot of people, fans especially, didn’t like The French Dispatch, whilst I regard it to be one of if not his best live-action creation.
Comparatively, Asteroid City really didn’t work for me. so i find myself further pondering the thought - has Wes Anderson lost his touch? well i don’t think that’s a fair enough assessment to make after one recent mediocre effort but Asteroid City unfortunately proves his recent critiques to be true. A film that simultaneously pokes fun at its own existence, but sorely misses the quirk, whit and whimsy of Anderson’s usual approach and offers little to nothing to connect with. Constructed with as much visual panache as we’ve come to expect, asteroid city revels in the pastel landscape of a desolate 50s road stop town, but the story feels equally barren. Whereas The French Dispatch carefully toed the line of wes anderson's indulgent sensibilities, this practically swallowed itself up with self-congratulatory effect. In Anderson’s atomic age outing there’s a noticeable lack of attention to character and narrative. in the latter half it becomes clearer that Anderson is operating at his most self-referential, but in the meantime I found myself struggling to understand its ambiguously dry approach. A tale of discovery and our constant quest to find meaning that cleverly tips its hat to Anderson naysayers, but it feels slightly more smug than slick. As delectably precise its retro mise-en-scene may be, there’s barely enough substance to justify its overly self-indulgent approach. Halle Bailey works the mermaid magic in a film that otherwise lets her down Don’t get me wrong, I have openly criticised the insistent corporate greed from these live action remakes. That being said, the little mermaid has this particular thing about it that really resonated with me as a child, perhaps more so than any of Disney’s animated classics. Knowing that this would inevitably be churned out of the grinder, I was admittedly slightly more intrigued to see how they tackle this given the obvious technical challenges.
My biggest takeaway is just how low energy this feels. halle bailey is very clearly doing the heavy lifting, but is completely let down by her supporting cast. Melissa McCarthy just doesn’t work here - after frequently stating how she was inspired by drag queens for her take on ursula, you’re sort of left feeling perhaps a famous queen would’ve been a better choice for the role. Though her line delivery is sometimes fun, she never musters up the courage to really go for it and make the performance her own. That being said, the hair and makeup team shares equal blame here as they hardly do anything to transform her into the role. It really takes you out of the film just seeing McCarthy float aimlessly around posing no real threat or presence. speaking of which, Javier Bardem and Jonah Hauer-King are both insanely wooden and expressionless in their respective roles, leaving a cast that, as a whole, feels really low effort. At its best, The Little Mermaid is visually stunning, in the first act at least. The film surprisingly really worked right up until Ariel reaches the surface but then it falls apart into your typically bland, run-of-the-mill fare. A few new additions to the story are welcome, most aren’t (i’m looking at you scuttlebutt). As a whole this just felt incredibly routine and every beat feels like it’s ticking a box. There’s hardly much to salvage once we get to the surface and by the end I just felt absolutely nothing. A distinct lack of extras also make this feel bizarrely baron and small in scope. Rob Marshall may have found great new talent in Halle Bailey, but as the little mermaids concerned, Disney have once again waved their magic wand and needlessly tainted our fondness of the classics. Judy Blume's seminal coming-of-age novel receives an earnest reimagining This isn't director Kelly Fremon Craig's first rodeo, making waves with her candid though seemingly underrated The Edge of Seventeen, Craig winds the clock back to 1970 a time of no-fail pot roast and Norman Greenbaum.
It works that certain kind of magic that only the coming-of-age genre has to offer. Craig's approach gives the film this distinctly timeless feel, despite the retro landscape, there's a real sense of universality in themes. Visually it's admittedly bland and safe in its presentation but for the most part it’s a solid script that gifts its supporting characters with some wonderfully compelling moments. Rachel McAdams is just such a beauty to behold, a real guardian angel who not only steals every scene but completely runs away with the entire film. Meanwhile, newcomer Abby Ryder Fortson makes the performance her own with a decided awkwardness in every tiny moment. The scripts calls for a lot more levity that just unfortunately isn’t there but if one things for certain is that Fremon Craig has such an affectionate and empathetic understanding of her target audience. an often whimsical and at times moving tale of pre-teen awkwardness and the tumultuous transition into womanhood, Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret is exactly the comfort that young girls deserve. The cosmic misfits go out with a whimper Despite previously establishing himself as the sole standout director amongst the usually indistinguishable marvel sludge, James Gunn's highly anticipated vol 3 absolutely reeks of Kevin Feige’s sticky corporate fingers.
There's a promising story here - on paper at least - but this felt like an incredibly rushed job. it’s absolutely all over the place and any of Gunn's usual creativity is lost to the endless abyss of the Disney void. Structurally, it’s frustrating. Rocket’s backstory and the present day guardians adventure never meld together into one concise narrative. by and large, the story feels like a few rough post-it note ideas strung together in a thinly plotted, slap dash finale that desperately lacks the key ingredients that makes the guardians so profound. In truth, it's not very well realised at all and Gunn fails to find the right emotional balance between each of the team (despite this usually being one of his strengths as a filmmaker). Here it genuinely feels like he’s at a loose end with most of these characters - the entire roster feel under-utilised and none of them particularly service the story at all. Perhaps the biggest problem with vol 3 is that the emotional beats that are there feel extremely contrived and manipulative. it spends all of its time aggressively convincing you that it’s an emotional film, when in actuality it’s just very half-baked and disingenuous. Gunn plays the heartfelt moments like a cosmic xylophone, but in his attempt to deliver a grande finale, he often confuses sentimentality for melodrama. Vol 3 mostly relies on the work of its predecessors to earn its emotional payoff, which it honestly doesn’t. As someone who has formed a deep relationship with these films from a young age, it saddens me to admit that guardians vol 3 isn’t exempt from mavel’s rapid state of creative decline. It completely lacks that same spark we know and love, often feeling very tired and worn out. Charlotte Wells' debut recalls a moment in time that haunts forever A memory lost in time, Aftersun evokes the sun-kissed nostalgia of pre-noughties, British resort holidays, as a deep visceral memory. a sensation that’s probably been lost in time (certainly in my mind) but aftersun somehow finds a way to unlock it and force you to relive it. It finds a kind of innocence and serenity within the quaint holiday setting, a time that for many of us share our fondest and most formative memories. Yet, Charlotte Wells does something with this blissfully benign setting and takes you to a place I really hadn’t anticipated nor wished to revisit. It deconstructs these memories with devastating cam corder footage and looks it as a period of significant transition, the devastating realisation that our parents are only human. it perhaps reinforced some truths that i really wished to neglect.
The sudden breakneck turn in the narrative begged to ruin the whole film for me, but it fits together in all the right ways, even if the result makes me sick to my stomach and is hard for me to even think about now. Wells' direction is so effortlessly understated, each shot bleeds into the next and stays its welcome for as long as it god damn pleases. it finds so much power in allowing the quieter moments room to breathe and in turn they become the most devastating. It’s a powerhouse of a directorial debut, so sensitively judged yet honestly provocative. Guadagnino's latest finds a profound sense of belonging amongst the blood and lust Admittedly, Guadagnino gives the audience very little to work with as it reveals itself very painstakingly. Bones and All looks beyond the traditional symbolism of cannibalism and uses it as a front for generational trauma and finding a sense of place. There’s real strength in this hybridity, blending the road movie with traditional counter culture sensibilities following two lovers on the fringes of society. Its texas chainsaw masacre meets wim wenders with a romantic surge of bonnie and clyde.
More than anything, it reinforces guadagnino‘s profound talent as a heavily visual filmmaker. he finds real visceral beauty amongst the browned blood and dirt of disenfranchised US. It’s magnificently directed but the script feels largely redundant. it struggles to be as consistently profound as it wants to be and this is largely down to it falling victim to the same structural problems of most road movies. Narratively is fairly clunky and it exhausts any idea of what to do with Mark Rylance's character. That being said, the film's intentions become a lot clearer in its final moments and I found myself reevaluating the entire product as a whole. Whether your'e a film buff or not, if there's a new Quentin Tarantino movie coming out you'll know about it. The highly stylish and provocative auteur has the incredible ability to draw massive crowds with his event-type movies. Making a name for himself with all time greats such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - Tarantino has left his stamp on mainstream cinema with over-the-top violence and marvellously quippy dialogue. Operating for almost three decades, we are reaching the twilight years of his directing career as Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is said to be his penultimate film - ten being the magic number. A faded television star and his stuntman strive to kickstart their careers in the twilight years of Hollywood's golden age... There's star power but no stardust in Tarantino's Hollywood walk of shame. This spangly sixties drama feels like a warm evening stroll along sunset strip, but then your feet start to ache and swell and you question why you kept going. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood straps you in for over two painstaking hours of drawn out scenes only to catastrophically fall apart in the third act. Renowned for his game-changing narrative framework, there is absolutely no structure or direction whatsoever and due to the weaknesses of his script, leaving the biggest question on your mind walking out of this stodgy romp to be What was the point? To some degree there is meaning in this largely meaningless movie. Tarantino recalls pioneer of the spaghetti-western Sergio Leone not only through the cinema doting title, but through a range of pans and crane shots which overview LA as though it were the expansive wild, wild west - not to mention DiCaprio's TV cowboy Rick Dalton. In fact, of all Tarantino's work, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood expresses him most as a director, a true lover of cinema. It's rather magical adopting the QT POV - overflowing with nostalgia he walks us through the behind-the-scenes of western shows, ingeniously transforming the camera into the on set TV cam which becomes disrupted by Rick Dalton stuttering his lines, reversing the pan and returning to its starting position. But perhaps the most magical moment comes when a fabulous (though sparingly utilised) Sharon Tate makes her way to a local theatre to watch herself in the Dean Martin led James Bond rip-off The Wrecking Crew. Margot Robbie perfectly captures the wide eyed wonder and hopefulness of the Hollywood dream, anonymously watching herself in the pictures and enjoying the audiences' positive reception. But Tarantino gets way over his head, from his down-right racist depiction of Bruce Lee to the extremely self-indulgent and lacklustre screenplay. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is nothing more than a small tale of a fading star attempting to revive his career; all the other elements such as Sharon Tate and the Manson Murders annoyingly fade away into the backdrop. Like with Inglorious Basterds, Tarantino rewrites history but does so in a very anti-climatic and irrelevant manner. It's not a case of him "brilliantly subverting expectations" - it's the fact that we spend copious amounts of time with Rick Dalton grumbling about his career, patiently waiting for the underlying suspense to come to a head. The dissatisfying denouement collapses the entire film as a result, leaving more than enough to be desired. But all is not lost - It's February 1969, Los Bravos is blasting out of the radio in Rick Dalton's Cadillac, and as the sun goes down the neon lights blinker on all over tinsel town. Robert Richardson's yellow-tinged, sun-kissed cinematography is dazzling, melding together with the best Tarantino soundtrack since Jackie Brown, creating a shimmery, hazy daydream. Tarantino's camerawork isn't flamboyant like his previous instalments - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood celebrates genre conventions like the iconic hip-level-shot whilst energising itself with standout tracking shots. Though struggling and rising actors are at the heart of this cinema celebration, the stars in it don't shine too brightly. DiCaprio becomes surprisingly one-dimensional as down on his luck Rick Dalton; on one hand he captures the crushing defeat of a faded actor, on the other his performance is really monotonous and unlikeable. Robbie is completely cast aside as the ill-fated Sharon Tate, and does the best with what little screen time she has. But ultimately, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood owes itself to Brad Pitt in his scene stealing turn as the loveably laid back side-man Cliff Booth. Summed up perfectly by Rick in the very opening scene, Cliff is there to "carry the load" - Cliff is the best buddy anybody could ask for, I could spend hours watching Pitt cruise along the highway carrying out chores for Rick. His smooth, feet on the dashboard type vibe sets himself aside from Rick's high maintenance, sipping on Bloody Marys and chomping on celery sticks. Regardless of the typical Tarantino shock and awe, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood feels empty and purposeless. Tarantino lets excitement get the better of him. This is his most personal film yet, but he gets too caught up in capturing the nostalgia of sixties Hollywood. Though clearly made with passion, this feels like a chore to sit through - the dialogue is way less quick witted and the screenplay in general has a complete lack of structure and zest. Given the historical context of Sharon Tate and the Manson Murders, Tarantino has more than enough material to toy with but the outcome is something far less daring. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood:BadAladdinDisney are churning out these live-action remakes quicker than a loose meat grinder. And for what? to make a quick buck, whilst tarnishing fans' love for the original it seems. The studio continue their greedy streak hot on the heels of the aimless reimagining of Dumbo earlier this year. Here we have the next Disney classic on the chopping block - or so it seemed ... When the initial trailer was released this remake was, suffice to say, destroyed thanks to the meme savvy social media users. There was something quite off about the look of the genie - with shoddy CGI, Will Smith's face moved separately to his body - and it didn't go unnoticed. It's as if the movie was under some dark spell, which was about to determine its immediate failure, or perhaps not. Aladdin really is a diamond in the rough. This pantomime spectacle makes all your wishes come true, flourishing with vibrant colours and zippy action. Whereas Disney remakes are typically devoid of sentiment Aladdin has so much heart - consistently hilarious and even romantic. Guy Richie celebrates Arabian culture in bold and extravagant fashion - giving this glittery adventure a true purpose. Energised with the addition of traditional dances and dresses Richie thinks a little beyond the standard Disney blockbuster template, delivering a bouncy and dazzling piece of representation. Even if the result is ladened with his unbearably choppy editing style; the opening number One Jump Ahead, starts this flashy musical on a fairly dull note, cutting deftly between Aladdin and the trail of mischief left in his wake. The cave of wonders is flooded with jewels and rubies, but the Genie really is Aladdin's greatest find. Robin Williams left a large lamp to be filled - but Smith brings his own original zany wit to the character, living up to the iconic Williams, although never imitating him. Smith fizzles as the blue sorcerer, boasting brilliant one liners and a side-splitting, ad lib gag about jam that goes on and on. Though initially seemingly wooden, Mena Massoud is cheeky and charming as the riff-raff street rat Aladdin turned Prince Ali - brilliantly capturing the urchin's infectious sense of adventure. Jafar is a serious cause for concern though, Marwan Kenzari's vapid take on the evil Royal Vizier threatens to bore the genie back in the bottle. Happily Naomi Scott wows as a promising new talent - Princess Jasmine is given a progressive modern revamp - with clear-cut ambitions to be Sultan of Agrabah. Sadly though, her new song Speechless feels completely out of tone and spontaneously poppy (despite its valuable message). Richie struggles to film the sequence with the camera awkwardly shifting around the Princess. By contrast Aladdin's musical numbers are consecutively stupefying, Friend Like Me feels like three-thousand volts running through your veins. Aladdin is as magical as a carpet ride above the streets of Agrabah. With an overwhelming sense of energy Disney have brought back the Arabian Nights with purposeful cultural representation and a knee-slapping sense of fun. Though it may not be a Whole New World - this is easily the finest live-action Disney feat since 2007's Enchanted. Aladdin:GreatRocketmanFirst of all, let me address the fat-bottom sized elephant in the room. In the wake of Bohemian Rhapsody it was revealed that original director Bryan Singer had the mic snatched off him during the filming of Bo Rap due to his Prima Donna style hissy fits on set - clearly the pop star subject became a little too real. Then came Dexter Fletcher, a rising and respected director that Fox sought out to fine tune the filing off-key music biopic. Months later, hot-off the heels of his commercial hit (though never actually credited for it) Fletcher brings us his second pop film, the story of Captain Fantastic himself. Rocketman blasts expectations into the sequinned cosmos. Emphasising how the pop star has always stood out, Fletcher employs glittery costume design and electrifying musical numbers. Rather poignantly this rainbow biopic is bedazzled with stunning dream sequences that explore Elton's wild and outrageously flamboyant personality, whether he's composing his own orchestra in the comfort of his bedroom or blasting off into the stars. Rocketman is a perfect embodiment of this music legend. Beyond the glitz and glamour this astro story also reaches great heights whilst having its feet firmly placed on the ground. Whereas the emotionally devoid Bohemian Rhapsody glazed over the crippling affects of drugs as well as Freddie Mercury's devastating battle with AIDS, Rocketman isn't afraid to delve into the darker aspects of Elton John's life. Fletcher doesn't censor key moments; coke is snorted by the second, and the scene where the singer loses his virginity is approached with sensitivity - we genuinely feel the emotional release of this milestone. All the same what gives the film its sincerity is the applaud worthy performances. Taron Edgerton is no candle in the wind, strapping on his wedged platforms and parading plenty of rose-tinted sunglasses. The young Welsh actor shoots straight for superstardom with this unforgettable tribute. Doing so much more than imitating the singer, Edgerton juggles a wide range of emotions - brilliantly capturing his one-of-a-kind talent and the anxious struggles of coming out as a gay man, and particularly the explosive diva tantrums. Elton's sexuality is approached with knowledge, truth and understanding - Bryce Dallas Howard (who admittedly seems too young to pass as Mrs Dwight) reflects the harsh reality of an unsympathetic parent - her inability to fully embrace her son's alternative lifestyle leads to their troublesome relationship. Through all this Fletcher creates a far more emotionally resonate and non-superficial biopic than his previous offering. This is one of the few occasions a recent mainstream film has understood the isolation and struggle of both homosexuality and addiction. But Rocketman is more than a label, it shouldn't be romantanised nor is it a gimmick - Fletcher leaves a trail of stardust for everyone to become inspired by. As all these elements beautifully come together, Rocketman celebrates the value of individuality through one of music's finest performers. Side note: I would like to point out my friend Greg May. He plays young Elton John's hand double and I believe Rocketman is all the better for it. Watch out because this music prodigy is certainly going places. Rocketman:AmazingBooksmartOlivia Wilde has made her name through supporting roles in Tron: Legacy (2010) and Her (2014) but now she's hopping on the recent trend of small actor turned indie directors. In a recent interview with Rotten Tomatoes, Wilde mentioned The Big Lebowski as her favourite comedy - explaining how the drug scene in her debut feature was inspired by the Coen Brothers' indescribably off-the-wall romp. Booksmart looks at two academic superstars Amy (Kaitlyn Dever) and Molly (Beanie Feldstein) who have worked hard - without playing hard - their whole school aged lives. Now, on the eve of their high school graduation these best friends try to cram four years of fun into one wild night. Much like its two studious lead characters though, this tame coming-of-age flick stays by the books. Putting herself in the double-knotted shoes of Amy and Molly, Wilde has made effective use of her library card and drawn inspiration from an archive of quirky teen comedies from Superbad (2007) to Easy A (2010). Despite all of this, the result is disappointingly formulaic and generic - with a script that isn't anywhere near as outrageous as it thinks it is. There are a scattering of oddball characters and situations that make Booksmart an undeniably enjoyable time - the forever fabulous Billie Lourd is off her nut and makes for a hilarious and certainly spontaneous ongoing gag. However, the film is centred around these two sticks in the mud finally letting loose - but they don't really get up to many real shenanigans, more awkward, slightly weird situations. Perhaps that's the whole point of Booksmart - taking the perspective of two introvert characters and scrutinising their struggle to fit in with the popular in-crowd. Nevertheless, it doesn't make the film anymore noteworthy. The friend dynamic sizzles thanks to Feldstein - a hilarious A-list comedian in the making. Her uniquely loud and hilarious tone - which we've seen trickles of in Bad Neighbours 2 and Lady Bird - is finally brought into the spotlight. Feldstein has a distinct way of delivering lines for maximum comedic effect, she puts her own spin on typically throwaway one liners and Booksmart cements her as an exceptional talent. On the other hand we have Dever - there isn't anything bad about her performance but there's no denying Amy is a boring character. As with the plot, I'm sure this shy bookworm flick is written as Wilde intended - but as recent coming-of-age big hitters have taught us, there has to be an interesting character at the centre otherwise the film lacks a key sense of relatability. So, just as Amy is the plainest Jane of all, Booksmart really doesn't stand out. Booksmart:OkayGodzilla: King of the MonstersIn Hollywood, it's becoming second nature for every major studio to have their own cinematic universe. First we had Disney and the MCU, then Warner Bros and DC, now amongst many other insignificant franchises Warner Bros also deliver their monster movie universe. Not to be confused with their other monster movie universe - Dark Universe - in which they hope to bring classics like Frankenstein back from the dead - but that instantly failed thanks to the atrocity that was Tom Cruise's The Mummy (2017). Anyway, aimless movies aside (or rather not) Godzilla: King of the Monsters is the last movie before King Kong vs Godzilla - that is literally it's only purpose. Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a kaju sized headache. Deep in the lab of Warner Bros HQ, Director Michael Dougherty has designed a radioactive hybrid of Independence Day: Resurgence and 2012 - with all the stupidity and irrelevance to boot! The crypto-zoological agency Monarch develop a sonar device which they believe can control the incredible Titans that once ruled the earth. However, when technology fails (of course), all twenty-seven monsters rise from the depths of the planet; the human race hangs in the balance; and Godzilla must prevail. The only city levelling problem here isn't twenty seven rampant creatures, it's the genuinely pathetic writing. Overcrowded with five different writing credits - King of Monsters' screenplay is as messy and destructive as the showdown between Godzilla and King Ghidorah. The dilaog is so pitiful, during the film Ken Watannabe states "No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. A really long fortune cookie." - do you get it? Because he's Chinese and he said fortune cookie. This level of ignorant and casual stereotyping proves why films like this should be extinct. Later when Rodan explodes out of a dormant volcano ripping a chunk of Mexico to shreds in the process, the military absurdly explain "We've developed a new anti-hydrogen missile" that makes the atomic bomb look like a pin drop. King of the Monsters gives a whole new meaning to cookie cutter characters. At the core of this creature feature is an extremely insipid torn family plot line between Vera Farmiga, Kyle Chandler and Millie Bobbie Brown. Brown is no longer protected by her Stranger Things cocoon - her debut outside the streaming service is dreadful, crying and moping in her typical one dimentional fashion. Chandler is the most compelling as a father desperate to keep his family in tact, but Farmiga is manipulated by a script that allows characters to completely change their motivations within seconds of the same scene. There are a handful of stunning colossal visuals: the lightening breathing three-headed dragon King Ghidorah, as well as Mothra's hypnotic light display. All in all, this lazy sequel is just extremely loud. It gets to the point where the city wrecking and intense kaju battles become a bit too much - because if there's one thing this film's taught me is that less is definitely more. Long live the king? More like: Long live the hollow blockbuster. Godzilla: King of the Monsters:Awful |
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