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4/9/2026 0 Comments The DramaBrave the dateWhat would you do if you found out the worst thing your partner ever did? Well, The Drama doesn't exactly serve as an answer to this question but it does make for a thrilling provocation. If you aren't chronically online - you may not know that Zendaya and Robert Pattinson's latest movie is causing quite the stir. Distributed by A24 - The Drama has been ingeniously marketed so that any hint of its shocking twist has been kept behind closed doors. The real kicker? The entire plot basically is the twist. As such, in a minefield of online spoilers all you need to know is what the trailers tell you. A couple due to be married in 7 days ask each other what the worst thing the other has ever done. Bride-to-be Emma (Zendaya) answers with such a bombshell it threatens to derail her wedding with Charlie (Pattinson).
This marks the third consecutive film from Norwegian director Kristoffer Borgli that focuses, in some way, on the effects of cancel culture. His previous films Sick of Myself (2022) and Dream Scenario (2023) - centred on two individuals forced to grapple with new found fame and its dire consequences. Whilst his latest very much follows in their darkly comedic footsteps - The Drama is more about the reaction than the "antagonist". It raises the uncomfortable topic of how we process shocking revelations about our loved ones and, in turn, works best as a psychological thriller than it does dramady. That's not to say there aren't awkwardly amusing moments but the viewing experience is resoundingly horrific. It automatically gets a lot of mileage out of the lethal combination that is Zendaya and Robert Pattinson - but throw in a scene-stealing performance from Alana Haim and Hailey Gates and the whole thing completely erupts. Given the magnitude of Emma's confession and how the focus shifts to Charlie's reaction - the film sort of paints her character into a corner. We skirt around the big elephant in the room - which, although probably intentional, sometimes underserves Zendaya's immense talent. It's always fascinating to see something rapidly enter the cultural zeitgeist as this already has and the marketing surrounding it is ingenious. In withholding such key information about Emma's confession (as the trailers have), the audience are aligned with the characters in real time - causing our reaction to be as intuitive as theirs. Ultimately, this is a story about intent versus action - whether the notion of something immoral is as bad as acting on it. The polarising online discourse surrounding the film is really symptomatic of how the characters in the film choose to navigate the situation. It's a fascinating toss up of our individual perception of right and wrong that speaks to a wider societal dilemma on how we find forgiveness in each other. The editing is a bit overworked at times. Some of the visual motifs mistake their constant repetition for character development. However, a lot of it also really works - the opening scene is spliced together like a horror (the Ari Aster producing credit makes total sense). It seems jarring at first but it's instantly clear that we're watching a ticking time bomb. This is definitely one of the most uncomfortable cinema experiences in recent memory (think Shiva Baby on creatine). Pattinson delivers his best work yet and Alana Haim is nothing short of a superstar. It's the type of film that demands to be experienced with an audience and it deserves your attention. It's exciting to see a film tailor-made for controversy mostly stick the landing. Make sure to go in completely blind and to anyone thinking of playing a tell-all game a week before their wedding, maybe...erm...don't?
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10/22/2025 0 Comments After the HuntLuca Guadagnino's latest is a beguiling campus drama that sort of leads to nowhereIf there's anyone who can push the envelope with considered confidence, it's Luca Guadagnino. Although the Italian filmmaker's work has garnered some criticism over the past few years (cannibal lovers and questionable age gaps spring to mind), even his most provocative fables show visceral complexity and affection towards their subjects. So it seems rather strange that After the Hunt - a film so self-conscious of its own provocation - prove to be nothing more than white noise.
Julia Roberts plays Alma - a Yale philosophy professor who's competing for tenure against her suspiciously close colleague Hank (Andrew Garfield). Roberts is an understated sensation - she has an air of snow queen about her but never shows signs of thawing. We've seen Roberts thrive in larger than life personalities before - such as the iconic Erin Brockovich. Yet it's to her credit (and more pointedly her range) how she commands the screen here with unshakeable stoicism. Alma's frostiness repels the buoyancy of husband Fredrick (Michael Stuhlbarg) but charms the likes of Hank and Maggie (Ayo Edebiri) - a mediocre student with very rich parents. However, when Maggie appears at Alma's doorstep one evening claiming that Hank "crossed the line" with her - Alma is forced to reckon with not just her present relationships but the demons of her past as well. The current social landscape is more politically weaponised than ever. Screenwriting newcomer Nora Garrett makes an unreliable narrator the focal point of this accusation drama and though the film's moral ambiguity has recently been put under fire - what's most frustrating about Garrett's script is its total inability to commit to any of its ideas at all. There are fragmented moments that reveal a more perceptive film about systemic abuse and those who unwillingly become a part of it. But the film is convinced that the shear allusion to these ideas is enough to form a fully fledged story. It seems to think that its thematic vagueness keeps the audience wrapped around its finger; instead we're continually unravelling further from any sense of satisfaction. Perhaps we've just been spoilt by back-to-back collaborations with Challengers writer Justin Kuritzkes, but the discordance between page and screen hasn't felt as apparent in a Guadagnino flick as it does here. Even composers Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - frequent collaborators of Guadagnino - are off their game here. Disparate segments of clock ticking falsely suggest time plays an important role in the story - but in actuality it feels like a last minute attempt to salvage tension in a film where there is a decided lack thereof. In defence of Guadagnino, he's trying and somewhat succeeding in elevating an underworked script. The film exists in a weird genre limbo, never really certain of its own intentions or tone. In a way, it sort feels like it's in a game of chess with itself. But thankfully that which could be totally mundane, is occasionally salvaged by Guadagnino's rich visual flair. This follow up to Fallout sorely misses the usual McQuarrie/Cruise pizzaz Mission Impossible - a series I hold very dear to my heart - has made an excellent case against franchise fatigue, consistently adapting to the ever-changing landscape of the modern world and improving upon each entry. The past three films in particular - Ghost Protocol, Rogue Nation and Fallout have proved that this franchise is reliable as it is rare. Yet I’m sat here asking ‘What the hell happened with this one?’
Dead Reckoning sees tom cruise attempting to outrun his final threat: the impending, very real, A.I invasion but this time he unfortunately cannot outrun the equally inevitable franchise slump. Dead Reckoning part 1 is a far cry from all that McQuarrie and Cruise achieved with Fallout, a film that finally gave genuine consequence and depth to Ethan Hunt. This sequel on the other hand felt nothing but slapdash and sloppy. A plot that seems an incredibly appt stepping stone for the franchise is translated into a bafflingly terrible screenplay abundant in retcons and plot holes. The dialogue is hammy, the tone is all over the place and the very pulse that has invigorated this franchise for the past thirty years is entirely absent altogether. Far from helped by from what has to be some of the worst cinematography i’ve seen in a long time - it succumbs to the typical mid shot curse i always criticise these big studio films for but even on a technical level it is just so appalling. Practically none of the eyelines match in the conversation scenes and though there’s a clear attempt to pay homage to the look of depalma’s original - as a whole it lacks the clear craft and precision that fallout championed. Even the grandiose stunts and set pieces feel overwrought and unsatisfying, lacking the usual slick editing and choreography that strengths their need to support the story. Now this may seem like overly critical nonsense - but these are the key things that mission impossible as a series doesn’t miss. i admire and respect all that Tom Cruise is doing to keep this franchise (and cinema as a whole) at the top its game - but McQuarrie has really let him down with this one. It feels too heavily staged around thrills that ultimately mean nothing without emotional stakes behind it. cruise’s battle against a.i is evidently handled far better in real life than it is here. His final mission, should he chose to except it, is to rediscover the spark that dead reckoning has so devastatingly lost. A miserable finale for the legend who already found his happy ending After a nazi-punching, train hopping, explosive deep-fake opening, indiana jones and the dial of destiny finds us shortly back on form with the whip cracking archeologist in a film that is otherwise far too afraid to take any risks.
There’s a burning ember that resembles a classic indy adventure, but the film never harnesses its own potential. Dial of Destiny misses the tense, zippy, zany energy of its predecessors but equally struggles to navigate its melancholic tone. Indy is clearly a man out of time, aged like the very relics of his past, he struggles to adjust to a world that has comparatively forgotten him. mangold plants these seeds in the first act but completely neglects them, as the film clumsily rolls around to a half-baked, unsatisfying ending that fails to service its titular character’s legacy. The film does unnecessary damage to indy’s arc which felt perfectly realised by the end of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That said, it’s much less the offensively numbing nostalgia ruse i feared it might be, but it’s entirely lacking the thrills of days of old. Mangold’s direction has this certain kind of insipid studio-blandness that lacks the visual scope which most of these blockbusters have routinely succumb to. All the set pieces appear like tired, artificial-looking studio interiors. it feels almost parodic - holding this uncanny quality the same way Indiana Jones tries to pass off as a german soldier. It’s a familiar comfort that simultaneously seems very off. though a valiant attempt in parts, Indiana Jones and Dial of Destiny proves that maybe the world really has outgrown him. 6/23/2023 0 Comments Asteroid City : ReviewAnderson latest subversive sci-fi is a bit too pleased with itself As I was walking out of my screening a very dapper gentleman, dressed to the dozens as if he were a part of the wes anderson ensemble himself, turns to me and exclaims “now that was just brilliant, it feels like he’s back on track after the french dispatch”. I laughed and nodded in agreement as to fulfil my social cue, but in that moment it really struck me. a lot of people, fans especially, didn’t like The French Dispatch, whilst I regard it to be one of if not his best live-action creation.
Comparatively, Asteroid City really didn’t work for me. so i find myself further pondering the thought - has Wes Anderson lost his touch? well i don’t think that’s a fair enough assessment to make after one recent mediocre effort but Asteroid City unfortunately proves his recent critiques to be true. A film that simultaneously pokes fun at its own existence, but sorely misses the quirk, whit and whimsy of Anderson’s usual approach and offers little to nothing to connect with. Constructed with as much visual panache as we’ve come to expect, asteroid city revels in the pastel landscape of a desolate 50s road stop town, but the story feels equally barren. Whereas The French Dispatch carefully toed the line of wes anderson's indulgent sensibilities, this practically swallowed itself up with self-congratulatory effect. In Anderson’s atomic age outing there’s a noticeable lack of attention to character and narrative. in the latter half it becomes clearer that Anderson is operating at his most self-referential, but in the meantime I found myself struggling to understand its ambiguously dry approach. A tale of discovery and our constant quest to find meaning that cleverly tips its hat to Anderson naysayers, but it feels slightly more smug than slick. As delectably precise its retro mise-en-scene may be, there’s barely enough substance to justify its overly self-indulgent approach. 5/26/2023 0 Comments The Little Mermaid: ReviewHalle Bailey works the mermaid magic in a film that otherwise lets her down Don’t get me wrong, I have openly criticised the insistent corporate greed from these live action remakes. That being said, the little mermaid has this particular thing about it that really resonated with me as a child, perhaps more so than any of Disney’s animated classics. Knowing that this would inevitably be churned out of the grinder, I was admittedly slightly more intrigued to see how they tackle this given the obvious technical challenges.
My biggest takeaway is just how low energy this feels. halle bailey is very clearly doing the heavy lifting, but is completely let down by her supporting cast. Melissa McCarthy just doesn’t work here - after frequently stating how she was inspired by drag queens for her take on ursula, you’re sort of left feeling perhaps a famous queen would’ve been a better choice for the role. Though her line delivery is sometimes fun, she never musters up the courage to really go for it and make the performance her own. That being said, the hair and makeup team shares equal blame here as they hardly do anything to transform her into the role. It really takes you out of the film just seeing McCarthy float aimlessly around posing no real threat or presence. speaking of which, Javier Bardem and Jonah Hauer-King are both insanely wooden and expressionless in their respective roles, leaving a cast that, as a whole, feels really low effort. At its best, The Little Mermaid is visually stunning, in the first act at least. The film surprisingly really worked right up until Ariel reaches the surface but then it falls apart into your typically bland, run-of-the-mill fare. A few new additions to the story are welcome, most aren’t (i’m looking at you scuttlebutt). As a whole this just felt incredibly routine and every beat feels like it’s ticking a box. There’s hardly much to salvage once we get to the surface and by the end I just felt absolutely nothing. A distinct lack of extras also make this feel bizarrely baron and small in scope. Rob Marshall may have found great new talent in Halle Bailey, but as the little mermaids concerned, Disney have once again waved their magic wand and needlessly tainted our fondness of the classics. Judy Blume's seminal coming-of-age novel receives an earnest reimagining This isn't director Kelly Fremon Craig's first rodeo, making waves with her candid though seemingly underrated The Edge of Seventeen, Craig winds the clock back to 1970 a time of no-fail pot roast and Norman Greenbaum.
It works that certain kind of magic that only the coming-of-age genre has to offer. Craig's approach gives the film this distinctly timeless feel, despite the retro landscape, there's a real sense of universality in themes. Visually it's admittedly bland and safe in its presentation but for the most part it’s a solid script that gifts its supporting characters with some wonderfully compelling moments. Rachel McAdams is just such a beauty to behold, a real guardian angel who not only steals every scene but completely runs away with the entire film. Meanwhile, newcomer Abby Ryder Fortson makes the performance her own with a decided awkwardness in every tiny moment. The scripts calls for a lot more levity that just unfortunately isn’t there but if one things for certain is that Fremon Craig has such an affectionate and empathetic understanding of her target audience. an often whimsical and at times moving tale of pre-teen awkwardness and the tumultuous transition into womanhood, Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret is exactly the comfort that young girls deserve. The cosmic misfits go out with a whimper Despite previously establishing himself as the sole standout director amongst the usually indistinguishable marvel sludge, James Gunn's highly anticipated vol 3 absolutely reeks of Kevin Feige’s sticky corporate fingers.
There's a promising story here - on paper at least - but this felt like an incredibly rushed job. it’s absolutely all over the place and any of Gunn's usual creativity is lost to the endless abyss of the Disney void. Structurally, it’s frustrating. Rocket’s backstory and the present day guardians adventure never meld together into one concise narrative. by and large, the story feels like a few rough post-it note ideas strung together in a thinly plotted, slap dash finale that desperately lacks the key ingredients that makes the guardians so profound. In truth, it's not very well realised at all and Gunn fails to find the right emotional balance between each of the team (despite this usually being one of his strengths as a filmmaker). Here it genuinely feels like he’s at a loose end with most of these characters - the entire roster feel under-utilised and none of them particularly service the story at all. Perhaps the biggest problem with vol 3 is that the emotional beats that are there feel extremely contrived and manipulative. it spends all of its time aggressively convincing you that it’s an emotional film, when in actuality it’s just very half-baked and disingenuous. Gunn plays the heartfelt moments like a cosmic xylophone, but in his attempt to deliver a grande finale, he often confuses sentimentality for melodrama. Vol 3 mostly relies on the work of its predecessors to earn its emotional payoff, which it honestly doesn’t. As someone who has formed a deep relationship with these films from a young age, it saddens me to admit that guardians vol 3 isn’t exempt from mavel’s rapid state of creative decline. It completely lacks that same spark we know and love, often feeling very tired and worn out. 12/16/2022 0 Comments Aftersun: ReviewCharlotte Wells' debut recalls a moment in time that haunts forever A memory lost in time, Aftersun evokes the sun-kissed nostalgia of pre-noughties, British resort holidays, as a deep visceral memory. a sensation that’s probably been lost in time (certainly in my mind) but aftersun somehow finds a way to unlock it and force you to relive it. It finds a kind of innocence and serenity within the quaint holiday setting, a time that for many of us share our fondest and most formative memories. Yet, Charlotte Wells does something with this blissfully benign setting and takes you to a place I really hadn’t anticipated nor wished to revisit. It deconstructs these memories with devastating cam corder footage and looks it as a period of significant transition, the devastating realisation that our parents are only human. it perhaps reinforced some truths that i really wished to neglect.
The sudden breakneck turn in the narrative begged to ruin the whole film for me, but it fits together in all the right ways, even if the result makes me sick to my stomach and is hard for me to even think about now. Wells' direction is so effortlessly understated, each shot bleeds into the next and stays its welcome for as long as it god damn pleases. it finds so much power in allowing the quieter moments room to breathe and in turn they become the most devastating. It’s a powerhouse of a directorial debut, so sensitively judged yet honestly provocative. 11/25/2022 0 Comments Bones and All: ReviewGuadagnino's latest finds a profound sense of belonging amongst the blood and lust Admittedly, Guadagnino gives the audience very little to work with as it reveals itself very painstakingly. Bones and All looks beyond the traditional symbolism of cannibalism and uses it as a front for generational trauma and finding a sense of place. There’s real strength in this hybridity, blending the road movie with traditional counter culture sensibilities following two lovers on the fringes of society. Its texas chainsaw masacre meets wim wenders with a romantic surge of bonnie and clyde.
More than anything, it reinforces guadagnino‘s profound talent as a heavily visual filmmaker. he finds real visceral beauty amongst the browned blood and dirt of disenfranchised US. It’s magnificently directed but the script feels largely redundant. it struggles to be as consistently profound as it wants to be and this is largely down to it falling victim to the same structural problems of most road movies. Narratively is fairly clunky and it exhausts any idea of what to do with Mark Rylance's character. That being said, the film's intentions become a lot clearer in its final moments and I found myself reevaluating the entire product as a whole. |
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